Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Dec 07 2021 00:01:30

 Vampires do it all night long!

Calvin: I wish I could go to the moon.      Dad: I wish you could too

Just then, a bird crapped on his head.

John Madden...A few ports short of a complete game.

A fate worse than deathTHE NHL LOCKOUT!

X: The truth is out there.

Failures want pleasing methods, successes want pleasing results.

"Ignore the last few lines, the writer's a musician!"

JFK shot first!  Lee Harvey Oswald was just defending himself.

I will not barf unless I'm sick  - Bart

May your Gagh never wander off of your plate.

Excalibur is medieval HISTORY

"In toto" does *not* mean that Dorothy's dog ate it!

New Pentium laptops - asbestos underwear included!

I believe in me. After that there's room for doubt

Vulcan from General Electric-We Bring Good Things to Life

Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse

Q. How does a blonde's brain cell die?     A. Alone

Feedin' this habit with hardcore country.

Que sera, sea legs: What will be, will walk funny.

XYZ  - By C. My Willie

My other computer is ALSO a Commodore!

X. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Soft rock

Flip on the telly.  Wrestle with Jimmie. - Weezer
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