Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Dec 05 2021 00:01:24

You're too stupid to know what you're involved in.

Ura Redneck Trekker if Mr. Mott the barber uses hedge clippers on you.

I don't get on Kira's wrong side because then I get no blanket at all!

Have you heard about the inner-city video game: Super Barrio Bros

May a dictionary be with you

You have diabetes, Tom said sweetly

Law of Combat: Organization is the enemy of improvisation.

Let's go offline for a QWKie.

What does low level format mean? ... NO CARRIER

Did you write home today?

Barney&Friends: An adult's virtual reality trip through Jurassic Park.

People fail to respect the law when the laws fail to deserve respect. Charles J.C. Lyall

Television gives good disaster.

Quayle just took an IQ test.  The results were negative

Life is too short to learn Z-Modem !

PUNNY BOOK = Ready...Set...: Sadie Word.

Kirk doing S&M:  "Beat me up, Scotty."

Sometimes you lose, sometimes the others win

Quid pro quack: Something for a phoney.

Rush Limbaugh can't attack Republicans, they'd cut his fu

Scottynow would be a good time. -Chekov, STIV

Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall

C3PO: One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for

Did you know General Custer wore an Arrow Shirt.

Def: Celibacy: The ultimate safe sex.
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