Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Dec 02 2021 00:01:28

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

Rush Limbaugh - Reinventing Mediocrity

I Couldn't Get the Hang of Making Nestle's Quik - Blonde Moments

"'Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying'.."

Unable to locate COLDBEER.CAN  **OPERATOR NOT LOADED**

Urinate. No, I'm a 10, She's an 8.

Gun control treats the symptom, not the disease.

Education is... hanging around until you catch up -ROBERT FROST

URA Redneck if you've reported more than a dozen UFOs this week.

Johnny, what do we have in the way of parting gifts for Nicole?

VISA LA FRANCE Don't leave your chateau without it

*  <-- Tribble  %  <-- Tribble neighbors.

Veni, vidi, vintage:  I came, I saw, I sampled the wine.

FIDO lie #11: My point works perfectly!

Rock 'n Roll:   Good music   or    Full-Auto

Batteries not included.

JURY: 12 people of average ignorance.

Didn't you understand why you were towed? Wait for the next turn

A man serves best, when he serves himself.

Zathras can never have anything *nice*! - Zathras

Ura Montanan if you get charged long distance for calling ur neighbor.

"Keptin, vee haff found the nucleer wessels!" -- Chekov

Universe rebooting in 5 seconds...this is a recording

You're talking mad!

Mates like a Tribble.
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