Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Nov 30 2021 00:01:26

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

Zoroastrianism - **** happens half the time.

Zero Mostel: That's it baby!  When you got it, flaunt it!  Flaunt it! -- Mel Brooks, "The Producers"

Q: Why does a baseball pitcher lift one leg when he throws? A: Because he'd fall if he lifted them both

He's dead, Jim.  Get his tricorder, I'll grab his wallet!

When a girl goes bad - men go right after her

You leave me just out of reach --U2

Great shot!  That was one in a million!

URA Redneck if: You've ever shot a deer from inside your house

Kleptotaglinitis : Tagline Thief Disease, no known cure

Fifty-seven channels and nothin' on

Never let a dark spectre onto the ship again! -- Joel Robinson

Vietnam:  Return home to face not appreciation but isolation.

God has a sense of humor...He made US, didn't He?

Pete Rose: The bookie stops here

Hit Wes Landaker to continue

The Housing Problem  - By Rufus Quick

Get me, I'm a Hassidic rabbi! - Crow as dinosaur

A man without a woman is like a man without a care.

May you find your way as pleasant. - The Keeper

Clinton didn't WIN in `92 - he just LOST by the least.

God, I love being picky

Long-life batteries a r e   n   '   t      v     e

You pays your money and you takes your choice. 

That's as useless as a trap door in a canoe!

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