Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Nov 21 2021 00:01:20

XMAS  PARANOID:::::Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Klingon Thanksgiving Grace:  "Let us prey..."

Lead, follow, or get out of the way -- but for God's sake

Uglier than a mud-fence after a rain storm.

Pentium: Intel's newest fuzzy logic chip

XMAS Personality Disorder::Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why.

Silently the senses abandon their defences...  - The Phantom

Well, if you won't kill him, I will! - Kern

Vacation caution: Anyone held hostage gets a complimentary spa package

X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the imagination is the plot

Let's not forget why you're up there! -- Forrester

BND/CIA-Wakeup-Tagline: Mafia, Plutonium, Heroin, Stasi, RAF, Attentat

Now, Commander.  Watch and learn.  -Troi

Reality: An illusion produced by an alcohol deficiency

Engineering, maintain full power. Full power! Spock

I knew it, you've gone straight into smirk mode! - Kryten

SKIER'S MOTTO: "Forget my KNEES! Do something about this gravity!"

Q Ä How do you shoot a yellow elephant? A Ä Ever seen a yellow elephant?

Quick!  Pick a letter from 1 to 1000

Pagan: Sh*t happens by will of the gods: accept it

Martin Milner, Airline Mechanic... -- Mike Nelson

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water-skiing? Skip

Bisexual by nature, proud by choice!

Yes, I'm smart! No one's found the bodies yet, have they?

We're all strangers, but some of us are stranger than others
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