Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Oct 15 2021 00:01:32

Scientists learn to talk to dolphins, and find them boring.

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Ferengi Gremlins:  The 285 Rules of...hey, there ain't *no* rules!

I'm Not Schizophrenic, And Neither Am I.

You find us well, I trust. Sobi

Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Marriage and Magic

Redundancy:  An airbag in Rush Limbaugh's car.

New Gay Sitcom.  "Leave it, it's Beaver."

First, beg for life. Then die, from brutal violence!

Dragons: Theoretically subsists on virgins, but a side of beef will do.

Kleptoreceptors - The plastic cage on cassettes at music stores.

ZAPPPP...<Sizzle>...<THUD>

Judgement, not headlong courage, is the true arbiter of war

Condom Nickname: pud pod

Kat philosophy:  I think, therefore give me tuna!

X-Windows...Playing tic-tac-toe on a UNIX box.

(%%%) Baseball smiley.

I think my mind has a few bad sectors

Reduce government waste?  Government is waste!

Bark! Woof! Froinlaven! - Jerry Lewis (Animaniacs)

This would be a good one for the daquiri swilling tractor manufacturer

Vegetarian: Indian word meaning "lousy hunter"

A googoolplex of channels, and nothing's on TV!

When the going gets tough, it's Miller Time!

I know this is hard for you. - Scully
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