Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Sep 30 2021 00:01:28

Government corruption is always reported in past tense.

Economy is a way of spending money without getting any fun out of it

A woman whose beauty was heartstopping, whose fury was heart-freezing

Scanners aren't picking up any life forms onboard. - Dax

(A)bort (R)epent (W)ho cares?

Elevator Mechanics have longer SHAFTS

A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems. -- Paul Erdos

Good... Evil... I'm the guy with the gun! - Ash

URA Redneck if you have grease under your toenails

News cameramen on strike.  Slides at eleven

Medical Dictionary. "Barium- What doctors do when treatment

Quick and Dirty Program .....is only half right.

AAAHHHhhh...

Kirk doesn't test the engines -- he just fires them up

FL SINGLES reminds me that there are others in my boat.

You're so happy, it's bizarre.

Baseball is a skilled game.  It's America's game - it, and high taxes.

K.Basinger's Bambi: Man's in the forest. But PETA's in the forest too

I worship Lizzie Borden - she was America's first hacker!

Que sera, sister: What will be, is relative.

Zetar, when the lights went out.t

Hah, good question. - O'Brien

Uh-oh!!  I forgot to submit to COMPULSORY URINALYSIS!

SAK: Snooze At Keyboard

Lion died of shame in New York-Someone gave him a mohawk.

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