Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Sep 21 2021 00:01:24

Emoticon:  :-/     User is skeptical

Flat bed scanner:       a hooker looking for loose change

Seventy-five cents off the lemon?

Not now, I'm waxing my cat!

Man  who jump off cliff jumps to conclusion!

Charron, the ferryman? ... HE'S A FAG!

Book sequel: Moby-Dyke

How am I ever going to decide? - Tom on freezers

Government is your servant.  Don't let it be your master

Geraldo Rivera wants to do a live special about us, but w

He just sits at the end of the bar, licking his eyebrows

Keep your weak hand on your wallet, your other hand on your .45!

ratta tat tat, jacker on his back

Xerox never comes up with anything original

No one wants to see Jean Chretien and his missus at it either.-Dunn

How can you tell when a politician lies? He moves his lips

Too many people confuse free speech with loose talk.

Revenge of the Moderators, today on recipes!

URA Redneck if: your brother-in-law is also your uncle.

My dog can lick your computer.

Quench not the Spirit. (1 The 5:19) *

That which does not kill us took its ball and went home.

God kicks in ever increasing shoe sizes til he gets my attention.

Pain:  Klingon mating rituals.

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