Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Sep 07 2021 00:01:20

Patience is a virgin.

What's this pretty little red button do? BEEP!

HARD DISK = Place where vast amounts of data are lost

Partner and Poodle missing!!  Reward for poodle!

Numb, brr...one! the Iditarod champion -Doug Sandorf, Brunswick OH

No one is presumed to be bad

Keep your robot pals where they belong! -- Dr. Forrester

Ve haff vays of makink you obey zee rules on zis board!

EWOKS:  They're not just for breakfast anymore!

Connecticut has 3 seasons:   winter, summer and road construction

Gnash your teeth more - you're not quite crazy enough!

Oxymoron: Happy Monday

You win a few, you lose a lot

XMAS!....Put Christ back in Christmas..and have a merry one!

"How about a little sugar for the Happy Chef?"

Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software

Kill the Wabbit!!!  -  Ozzy Fud

Life always sucks - Some days it just bothers you more than others

A computer is a large hole in which you throw your money

Zathras no good a typing on normal keyboard, need bent one at home as well

A lesbian is just another woman trying to do a man's job

XA: Execute Address field

IBM making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY!

Pediatricians are men of little patients.

Q: What does the Infantry call Airborne?  A: Skeet Shoot!!!
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