Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Jul 03 2021 00:01:20

You may be redneck if potted meat on a saltine is an appetizer.

OLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tires

Violence is now mainly organized and governmental. - B. Russell.

Famous Last Words #26:  Yes, I know how to delete files.

I nearly drowned in the Calif. drought of '93.

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?  A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

One at a time!  We've only got one boom-mike! -- Crow T. Robot

*  <- Tribble.     $  <- Tribble Bred To Government Specs

I don't steal taglines. I merely replicate them

Colonel Moamar Khadafy action figures  - Tom Servo

'Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel.' - Ulysses

Reality slap number 999,999 coming up!!

Han: No reward is worth this!

Zog?  Zog what?  Zog yes, zog no? - Ivanova

XT computer, just missing Monitor/keyboard/motherboard/case/HDD

Multitasking: Capable of GPFs and UAEs at the same time.

"I don't drink water. Fish make love in it"

LABOR PAIN:getting injured at work

Oxymoron: Traditionally Radical.

You have a thing about weddings, don't you? - Duncan MacLeod

Nee Gary no badda.  Me chaade su goodie

Last words: "Hey, I know a dragon when I see one."

Oversteer is when the passenger is scared; understeer when the driver is scared

Taglines and sex... two things you can't get enough of!

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