Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu May 27 2021 00:01:26

A beer wouldn't mind if you wanted it to wear a condom

New Jersey: It's against the law to slurp your soup

The dog won't move, honey.  Show him the vacuum cleaner!

"Bother," said Pooh, as he stuffed Piglet in the microwave

"How To Repair Your VCR." - Title of a how-to video tape

"CU" Say it out loud and you get "see you"

Xerox no longer makes originals.

LA: Where the authorities treat you like Kings

 * <- Tribble  O <- Tribble in cap and gown

Hey Maggie, aren't you usually handcuffed to a bed by now?

Child killer? It's you or him...just do it!

"I get the feeling; your friend doesn't like me." * Picard

I hate silly tag lines!

Ura Redneck Trekker if McCoy takes a flea bath after patching you up.

Yo' momma's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes

She was SO ugly they pushed her face in dough to make gorilla cookies.

Watership Down: You've read the book.  You've seen the movie.  Now eat the stew!

"Bother," said Pooh, as his nipple ring tore out.

Eternity is two people and a ham -- Dorothy Parker

Golf's main purpose is to teach you humility.

 *-*-*-*-*--- <- Alpha Quadrant delicacy: Tribble-kabob

Recycle! For us... and them

O.K. ... I've already sent up CTH*LHU to ALL (three requests)

Plus, I'm dumb! - Mike as girl

Vice is nice, but Incest is best
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