Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun May 16 2021 00:01:24

Opportunity knocks, it jiggles the doorknob... - PJ O'Rourke

I'll torture you SO slowly, you'll think it's a career

Jamforx - The ability of cramming one more utensil in the dishwasher

MICROBIOLOGISTS do it with culture.

Qmodem saved my life; I used it to download TELIX!

Quigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will atttempt to use it

Sit for a portrait?  Why, I'd be honored, Mr. Pickman

Captain's log, Stardate %d/%m/%Y: "We've been attacked by @TFName!"

Non sequitur.  Your facts do not correlate. - Nomad

Zathras ask if anyone out there? -- Zathras

Def: Dumb Blonde: A peroxymoron

"...I have a bad habit of telling the truth..." - Kira

Virginity is experience not yet fulfilled

You're a NetHack addict if... When you actually enjoy eating canned spinach (Lewis Jones) 

"Are we clinging tenatiously to my buttocks?"- Powdered Toast Man

Never argue with an angry Bajoran holding a phaser!

Veni, Vedi, VooDoo...I came, I saw, I put  curse on somebody

I am only a temporary Doctor...Holo Doc

"Data, people do not _have_ internal chronometers." - Riker

Kids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY, PIZZA, PESTICIDES, ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK DUDS!!

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

Que sera, Skipper: What will be, knows Gilligan.

Vegetarians beware!  You are what you eat

Error: Replace Motherboard Immediately

Bad DM!:You don't use saving throws?
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