Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri May 07 2021 00:01:28

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice ... in the dark, soft, supple, leather box.

SUBMARINERS do it deeper

Where are we? Worf

HELP! - I've fallen and can't reach my beer!

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them. -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"

"Look!  It's Francis Ford Copolla!" -- Tom Servo

"I dunna think you willa accept my help, as I'm waiting to kill you."

"Bother" said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape

O slow winged turtle! Shall a buzzard take thee? * Shakespeare

EDIT works well for quickies.

Quick, call a Witch Doctor.  My witch is sick!=FF=FE

May you always have water.

UWANT12: You want one too?

Foreplay or just plain stalling?

I will cross that stitch when I come to it

GM Advice: Conan the Barbarian cannot safely be translated to RPG

Everything will be just tickety-boo today

Heck, I'm gonna have scrambled eggs. -Gallagher

X rays are a hoax. - Lord Kelvin, physicist, c. 1900

"Is this the best that you've got?"- Warlock II

Nothing is as intolerant as a tolerant Liberal.

Captain Kirk...please...respond.

Just say "NooOOOARGHhhhhhh..." to Cthulhu!

Just Pretend I Said Something Witty And Pertinent ;)
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