Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Apr 29 2021 00:01:26

Blessed are the ugly and determined, for they acquire the wealth to command the handsome and clever

Every Time You Go Away You Take a Piece of Me with You. -John Bobbit

LAWYER: The larval form of Politician

Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows.

For this problem, we'll have to call in our crack team of trained solipsists

You Wash, I'll Dry - By Terry Cloth

Orville, This is your life: A comedy in half hour segments.

ROTF...................Rolling On The Floor

Ranma: Look at me you idiot, I'm a guy! Oh no!

You should never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time

Sexist: A man who disagrees with a Liberal woman

Zodiac signs:  Taurus, the bull - Cancer, the crab - Mickey, the mouse

Now we know what Clinton did in Russia - He studied economics!

This BBS has achieved Air superiority.

XTalk - NetEast - Rockville, MD

DOOM:  "It's a chain saw.  I always carry one for emergencies."

Nature abhors a vacuum... which is why Witches ride brooms.

Jesus loves you. *I* don't! So, get out of my way!

I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to

One Ring to Rule Them All and in the Darkness Bind them

Certainly, sir. I shall return interfrastically-Edmund Black Adder

Oh, wouldn't THAT be nauseatingly cute...  <grin>  - Anna Steven

She looks like Donald Sutherland in drag. -- Tom Servo

A planet of play things, we dance on the strings..... Rush??

Famous Last Words #76:  "This dungeon is a pushover."

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