Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Apr 26 2021 00:04:22

Life's a piece of sh*t, when you look at it. -Monty Python

HHGTTG: But there isn't any real people here at all! So what's new?!

Rush Limbaugh: an all purpose prick.

BBS, American style.

Xerox no longer makes originals.

X-Windows is a terminal disease.

Warning: I am mean and my dog is hungry.

F1-OK  ESC-Cancel  F2-Buckle my shoe  F4-Shut the door

'Can you feel that Buddy, unh, unh' -A. Ventura

I'll get you out of prison in no time, said Tom balefully.

Political Scientists DO IT from every angle possible

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Elelator go down the hooooooole. - Baby Plucky

I'm not fat, I'm horizontally advantaged.

Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them

Can you can focus better with one eye closed?

A WAY COMPUTERS CHANGED THE WORLD:  New Order`s Blue Monday

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!--Batman (Adam West)

I may not have an instinct for business. Nog

                First Officer Chakotay -- USS Voyager

I have pampered my child. I've given him my genes.

Life is a dream walking. Death is a going home. --Chinese Proverb.

Dodge     Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session

Do frogs have to wait an hour after they eat to get OUT of the water?
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