Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Apr 23 2021 00:01:20

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List

Leper hockey game ended due to a faceoff in the left corner

How do you cure a woman of Nymphomania? Marry her!

RIME Monty Python Conference Hostess ->1481

<WHAM!> Stupid TV... BE MORE FUNNY!!! - Homer

You may be redneck if you've ever filled a deer tag on a golf course.

Damn-I picked up more shotgun shells and can't use my CHAINSAW! (DOOM)

Q: What did the timpanist get on his I.Q. test?  A: Drool

You may be redneck if you wash your truck more often than your kids.

I think this is about more than the heist -- Crow T. Robot

Hark!  The moon like a testicle hanging low in the sky! -R. Williams

Just won't let you be. -- The Grateful Dead

PENGUIN LUST! ...Nothing but urges from Hell!! - Fundamentally Oral

Last words: "Don't be silly. That kind of monster NEVER follows you."

Remember:  Kirk beat a Vulcan at chess.  Regularly.

OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world

Yo mama's like a railroad - she gets laid all over the country!

Diplomat: n. One who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you'll look forwaed to the trip

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

Gasoline and a match make Kitty go "Whooooooofff!"

Bobbie Sumrada is my Stepmother !!

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Solve a problem before you become part of it !

Park your hard disks here!

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