Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Apr 22 2021 00:01:26

Oxymoron:  science fiction

Hello girls! Good luck with the hold up! - Crow

SEMINARS FOR MEN:  Combating stupidity

URA Redneck If U use A Machine Gun To Shoot Clay Pigeons.

Recipes are useless; if you can't feel the beat sheet music won't help

Let's flee the light diaphanous; let's slip into the night. - Danzig

She's my kind of ghoul!

*  <-- Tribble  \*/ |* .*. **  <-- Teenage Mutant Tribbles

God, forgive those who trespass against us, for they are dumb-asses

Logic is neither a science nor an art, but a dodge

You aren't screaming loud enough....You must want MORE!!

You do understand that I can keep this up until I run out of cereal.

JFK: Killed because he wanted to tell TRUTH about UFO's! -Anon

Q: Oh, thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed it

Virtue is not left to stand alone.  He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius

Help, I've fallen and I can't reach my keybd

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece

*  <- Tribble.      !*!  <- Skiing Tribble.

I can seek clearly now, doublespace is gone

Next on VOY: The whole crew is caught stealing TAGLINES!

Like it or not this is a tagline, too

Boat: Hole in the wing sex.  Explains his wife, "He came and he went."

Ummagumma ummagumma ummagumma. This has been your weird noise alert.

ZIPidy do Da, ARCidy Day

"I ate his liver, with some gagh and a nice Chianti..."

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