Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Apr 14 2021 00:01:22

Once more into the breach.

Ummm, excuse me but I think you dropped your CARRIER.

Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done

There is no such thing as a "perfect" stranger -- they all have their faults

I will not aim for the head - Bart Simpson's lines

This pool seems to be enchanted.... Your horse is polymorphed into a fig newton

Heard the eternal footman bought himself a bike to race

Oh "Bother!" Said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator

Joel, don't vapor lock on us! -- Tom Servo

My patient spattered me with a rock. - McCoy

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Xmas Carol >> Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

Guns Didn't Make America Unsafe - Congress Did!

Republicans: When you come back to us, bring candy.

Dad, what makes wind? --Calvin. Trees sneezing. --Dad.

No helmet on the head, means no brain in the head

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

Han: Never tell me the odds!

(Letter sent to the Secretary of Agriculture) Dear Mr. Secretary: My friend Bordereaux received a $, check from the

<Ctrl<<F< to format drive C: or any key to format half of drive C: A cat

Violence in reality is quite different from theory.

Use it up, wear it out, make it do, do without

He's dead, Jim!  But he was only an extra

My dog ate it

Law of Heredity: Twits beget twits

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