Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Mar 13 2021 00:01:24

Goodwill:  Ability to say no in a computer store

Ura Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding picture.

A jury is twelve people who have to decide who has the better lawyer.

"Calvin suddenly realizes the world has no Hue, Value, or Chroma!"

Have you ever tried to throw away a trash can? ... keeps coming back.

Xmas Carol >> In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

Jesus:If any man thirst..John 7:37 Elvis:"Drinks on me! Jailhouse Rock

AA is not for those who need it, but for those who want it.

She's my wife's younger cousin

Let a :-) be your umbrella

Underpaid, endless taxes, overwork:= Self-employment!

Murphy's Law addendem:  You never want the one you can afford

The smog is really bad today, Tom cried breathlessly.

A fool is one who knows more than his teacher.... Plato

SCENT FOUL PLAY IN DEATH OF MAN FOUND BOUND AND HANGED

Zucchini is NOT the name of a revealing swimsuit!

Xmas isn't the time for regrets; thats for Anniversary

Last year I was 39.  This year I'm 3A.

Just like a typical hockey player!

XT.TAG (with one other non-"XT" for fun):

Orville's brain has freezer burns.

Urologist's license plate: PPDR

Pobody's nerfect.

Kilrathi S.O.S.:  Here kitty, kitty, kitty...here

<Sorry this Tagline was spoiled for us, Lorelei. My FIDO Sysop uses

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