Subj : Daily Random Taglines
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From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Mar 07 2021 00:01:34

I graduated from the Peg Bundy School of Cooking.

Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers... they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!

Female-Only Defense 03:  The Husband Defense

My other computer is a Compaq 386!

X-Ray Physicists do with very high frequency

I thought you _wanted_ this job? - O'Brien

Rock-a-bye baby under my tush. --Pesto Goodfeather.

BARNEY(n): result of feeding a Smurf after midnight

A Woman is incomplete until she is married, then she is really finished

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You get stack of Taglines here instead of just one at a time.

Edit. Assemble. Link. Run. Curse. Boot

Bad Band Name #305: The Well Hungarians

Medium prices at the fortune-teller's.

A man, a plan, a canal.  Panama!

Zidane is not very happy, because he's suffering from the wind - Ron Atkinson

Deli in Jerusalem: Cheeses of Nazareth

LLAP: Laugh Loud And Perspire - a Vulcan Curse.

Lies Workers Tell: No, this is not a personal call.

I have reached my Beer D/L limit, I must U/L now!

A man serves best, when he serves himself.

Planes don't kill people - the ground does.

Nothing is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result

Kinda New TV Truth: People on the news blink a lot.

For as he thinks within himself, so is he.   --King Solomon

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