Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sun Feb 28 2021 00:01:22

Justice is much swifter now that they've abolished all lawyers.

"It is...WORF. Madam."--Worf to Lwaxana Troi

A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast.

I interfaced my cat and my radio.  I just got hiss.

Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!

Zymurgists do it with yeasts.

Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing

Raisins are just humiliated grapes

OJ got a new contract-- with Ginsu!

Veni, Vidi, Vacate:        I Came, I Saw, I Got Out Of There

Does your mother know you use Taglines.

Quench not the Spirit. - 1 Thessalonians 5:19

Every living thing wants to survive. Spock, stardate 4731.3.

Feeling smug about someone else's opinions is the very lifeblood of the net

Can't even trust taglines to keep you out of trouble, these days!

Zucchini is NOT the name of an ice-smoothing machine!

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. -- Josh Billings

EEEEK!  The dreaded "not-awake-yet high-ascii excuse!"

Let's roll up our elbows and get to work.

Convenital..........Friendly

A myth is a religion in which no one believes any more

ZfOs dead, Jim. But hell, she was like that in the sack."

Didn't I see you in that one GIF with that porn star?

Jack Palance fights back - Tom

"It's about coincidence." -- Richie Ryan

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