Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Feb 26 2021 00:01:22

Keep you hands off the secretarys reproducing equipment

Lawyers: The best argument against gun control.

Quartet: where all four think the other three can't sing.

My Tourette's Syndrome only acts up when I'm driving.

Better get a bigger gun, cuz I'm not dead yet

Zero: the space left after installing OS/2.

Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws:  When it rains, it pours.

I am Paul Simon of Borg: Me and Hugh Down by the School Yard.

My mind is like a blotter:  Soaks it up, gets it backwards.

THIS IS 911...To report fire press 1,burglary press 2,rape press 3,

Do you believe in the existence of _extraterrestrials_? - Mulder

Just when @FN@ thought it was safe, the SARCASM ALERT went off:

Just the taglines, Ma'am

A cat is a four footed allergen.

I eat like a bird - half my weight in worms every day.

Thank god I'm an atheist!

Had a cat oncekinda tasted like chicken

Palindrome: Stressed desserts

Xochiquetzal, Goddess of Marriage and Magic

"Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment "

Joel just transferred his home movies to videotape! -- Crow

Ensign @F, Set in a course for the nearest Taco Bell, Engage

Clinton wants a man date!  Is he one of them?

What does a blonde say during a porno movie? "There I am, giggle"!!

Bad Band Name #532: The Honking Mallards

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