Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Tue Feb 23 2021 00:01:28

My idea of heaven is eating Pâté de foie gras to the sound of trumpets. - Sydney Smith

Famous Last Words:  "Ha!  I NEVER pay income tax!"

The Gordian Maxim: If a string has one end, it has another

don't litter have your pets spay or neutered

Vegetarians eat vegetables - Beware of humanitarians.

He started to sing as he accomplished the thing that couldn't be done.

Jesus Saves, Passes to Moses, He Shoots; SCORES!!

Law of Combat:  Remember, your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Quarantine:  Traditional four-masted plague ship.

Pentium slogan: It's a feature, not a bug.

What General Custer had....an indian summer

Stop leading the witness!

XRS! - You've got the right one baby!  Uh HUH!!

Pentium: Housing with central heating built in

More people have died from religion than from cancer

Coming soon! City Slickers 3: Beating a Dead Horse.

Useless Invention:  Inflatable PC -- The Ultimate Laptop!

"Civilization began in this little pile of goo!"  Q, StarTrek

Hold on a secmy other ear is ringing.      - Bard

Sixth century. Danish, I believe. Chakotay

You wanted to see me, Commander. Nog

What is 74 to a blonde? 69 plus G.S.T

Veni, vidi, viscous: I came, I saw, I oozed.  - Odo

SSM: Solve by Supernatural Means

There was no way to get to the bridge. Kira

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