Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Feb 20 2021 00:01:24

Politicians, like diapers, need frequent changing - for the same reason

Sir, I've been meaning to dicuss these feelings - Troi

Kato Kaelin: Living proof that Gilligan & Ginger were intimate.

ZEUS - Deus Done

Jane, you're playing a game called

Midlife crisis is optional

Once we pull the pin, Mister Grenade is NOT our friend

You wrote me a letter, you idiot. Lt. Dan

Reality is for when the DM kills your characters one too many times.

look, It's a drunk tank of trombones!

Hi, I'm a tagline.  When I grow up I'm gonna be a novel!

Punny Books: Poetry in Baseball - Homer.

Hello?..Directory Assistance?..Can you tell me where I am???

NEWSFLASH:  Red ship crashes into blue ship. . . sailors marooned.

James is a few fries short of a happy meal. (:

Rush Limbaugh: The Gilligan of radio!

*    <- Tribble    o    <- Bald Tribble     o    <- After Hairclub visit

Like trying to escaep from Aaron Spelling's house - Mike/#605

Nothing is better than hockey, except sex while watching hockey.

Now, if you go say to Australia, that's a different matter.

ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)

There is no God! He just thinks he's there!

URA REDNECK WHEN: you cut your toenails in front of company.

John Elway in the O.J. movie - he plays a slow-moving white Bronco.

Un, deux, trois - cats sank.  More biligualism.

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