Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Feb 18 2021 00:01:26

You just bought yourself 220! C'mon, dickweed! - Crow

Keyboard: An instrument used for entering errors into a system.

Xanadu, n. - Utopian paradise. When in Xanadu, do as the Xanaduans do!

Dyslexic christian sells his soul to Santa... News at 11

VAGINA..Medical term describing heart trouble

Religion is 'doing...Salvation is 'done'.

Xenobiology was never my fort‚

Zinc: Where you wash your face.

XC: Log entry for pilots who leave & return to pattern

Morticians do it gravely.

OXYMORON: Uncommitted voter

Spurs only piss a horse off - works okay on cats, though

JESUS SAVES, but Clones 'R' Us makes backups!

When the lights are out, no one can see you trip Messier.

Xerox never met a tagline writer

Janet Reno: Himmler in a skirt, except Himmler had better legs.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light

Beware! Elminster sold me his spellbook!

JESUS:If any man thirst..-John 7:37 ELVIS:Drinks on me!-Jailhouse Rock/MGM'57

<BOOM><BOOM><BOOM><BOOM> Nitroglycerin on keys

"I like it too.. but you don't have to slobber all over me, Beavis!"

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.  A tax is a fine for doing well.

URA Redneck if your best suit includes a Budweiser cap

*   <- Tribble      .  <- Tribble.zip

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?    A: good start!

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