Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Jan 22 2021 00:01:26

A lawyer at his/her best: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"

Screw the whales, save M & M's.  They taste better!

Palindrome - Oh who was it I saw, oh who?

Physics is phun?  Not if you phlunk!

Ok, I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles.

DO NOT look in laser with remaining eye!

Faith is under the left nipple. -- Martin Luther

I was the pastry chef at a weight-loss clinic.

You are either a hammer or an anvil in the world

Elementary, my dear Watson.

QUAKE:  It's the NeXTstep

Pain:  Telling a Klingon his mother wears combat boots.

Waiter, there's NO fly in my soup! - Kermit

 * <- Tribble  * - <- William the Conquering Tribble with crossbow

PMS and yeast infection - ultimate whine and cheese party

VIRTUES, n.pl.  Certain abstentions.

Jerry the Belly Button Elf: "I HATE LINTLOAF Aaaaagh ..."

Clerics do it with their gods.

Reach out and touch someone - just be careful where.

We'd be Gods which we're not.   - Riker

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Yankees do it up north.

Oh, bother!  Said Pooh, as yet another condom ruptured.

A man in need is an opportunity for a woman

XEROX does it again and again and again and again.

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