Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Jan 07 2021 00:01:20

A light heart lives long.

Mixed Emotions: Your Mother-In-Law drives your NEW car off a cliff!

Captain, I fail to understand how he failed to recognize us. - Spock

URA Redneck If U think Internet is a new brand of fishing equipment.

Liberalism: Devourer of the American working class.

I kill every third idiot, and the second one just left

"Any Moderators here?"   <<BANG>>   "Any more?"

Doesn't anyone know how to turn off the program when they leave?

"Bother," said Pooh, dressed up like Santa and grabbed his ax.

Oh, you _Tale of Two Cities_, you _Oliver Twist_... - Lou Costello

Qgoslavia. Q breaks away from the Continuum.

Just hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt.

Dogs crawl under fences, Software crawls under Windows 95.

Yo mama's so ugly, she scares roaches away

XMS: Xtraordinarily Meaningless Specification

Every time a loaf of bread is baked, 150,000,000 yeasts are killed!

Bidets don't have a seat to leave up. - Why men like bidets #1

Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!

Colorado?  What's that?

RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory   

*    <- Tribble    ---------***** <- Group Tribble bungee jump

Unregestered Version, so send me mail

Well; it isn't up to me!

I am P-Porky of B-Borg... prepare to be assim- assim- absorbed.

Dis tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reada'!

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