Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Jan 06 2021 00:01:26

URA Redneck if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income

A talent which does not daily increase,daily diminishes

Shaka, when the walls fell

Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry.

Remember, your Veritech was made by the lowest bidder

BartBoard: I will not hang donuts on my person

Save a starving vampire...donate used tampons

You risked my life on the testimony of a dog?! Paris

Tastes like horse pee? What ELSE do you drink in the barn?

Oh-oh, my heart just stopped! ...Oh, there it goes

Equal opportunity annoyer

Yo momma like 7-UP...never had it, never will.

(A)bort (R)etry (B)omb

Def: Honeymoon: The time between 'I do' and 'You'd better

"Every time I've built character, I've regretted it!" -Calvin&Hobbes

Veni, vidi, vomit:  I came, I saw, I barfed.

Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all! -Floyd

Yo momma so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck

Keep Them In Suspense  - By Toby Continued

James R. Olin, Congressman (Va.), was an Eagle Scout.

Be different. Conform

Poetry has its own laws speaking for the life of the planet.<Hogan>

He's a T-bone talkin' feller, but he's got a hot-dog heart

Laugh, and the world think you are an idiot

One beer will get me drunk... usually the 12th or 13th

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