Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Oct 31 2020 00:01:28

Until next time, Captain. Sarah

Just when I think I know the answers, somebody changes the question.

Kill the Lawyers! - Smith & Wesson are my law

Calvin: Dad, what makes wind?      Dad: Trees sneezing

Paranoid recruitment drive: tell a Ranger fan about the Illuminati.

Kai Winn go down the hooooooole. --Baby Plucky.

Jury:  12 people selected to decide who has the better lawyer.

Gilligan!  Get their phasers!    Okay, Skipper!

God, stop laughing at us

Be tough minded but tenderhearted.

explain: the simplest way to serve eggs

A time to write a recipe, a time to snag a recipe

ZZZzzzz...<WHACK!>...zzzzZZZ <Damn hard drive!)

Famous Last Words #64:  "One skeleton?  No problem"

Fudd's First Law:  "If you push something hard enough, it

Join the Marines!  Meet exciting new people and kill them!

A bend in the road is not the end of the road . . . unless you fail to make the turn

Remember to say hello to your bank teller

Do you smoke after sex? I dunno, I never looked.

My lips are sealed. -- O'Brien

KUNG PU: The deadly martial art of passing gas.

Relax, otherwise you might seem all tensed-up to the rest of us.

CyberChess...Kt - QB3.  Checkmate, Game and MATCH.

Lampwork for Aromatherapy & Perfume Retail Counters

Girl: (to priest) Hello father * Mike: Hello mudder

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