Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed May 13 2020 00:01:28

Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is
Costrophobia: The fear of high prices.
He who spares the guilty threatens the innocent.
Oxymoron: Uprooted plant.
Specifications subject to change without notice.
ROTT ? Outta my way, dipstick!
Hunting is no fun when the rabbit has the gun.
The problem is not if machines think, but if people do.
Hex math would be easier if I had 16 fingers.
Nothing can go wrong now, go wrong, gow rong, grong!
Jesus saves... but it's stolen by Mahommet, who SCORES!
Damn it, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
Cultivate happiness and it becomes a habit.
Dollar: the jack of all trades.
RECTUM?! Darn near KILLED him!!!
Hey, Worf! I hooked Data up to a Modemwanna see?
Real programmers use punched cards.
Old frogs never die...But they do croak!
Memory parity error - Turn computer on and off 12 times
Silly Little Mail Reader - because I deserve the best.
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