Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Thu Apr 16 2020 00:01:28

If he knew 9 more things, he'd be an idiot.
Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable!
eruhum, Resistance is er, futile...um, er. -  Barclay of
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
Spaghetti code = job security.
He who slings mud looses ground.
Almost perfect... but not quite.
Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1
The truth is always the strongest argument.
SysOps do it as a nightly event.
"THE DOCTOR IS ON..."
Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor...
Avoid off-topic warnings - add the moderator to your twit
For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of
The flogging will continue until morale improves...
Don't worry, be happy.
"That's no moon.  It's a space station."  - Obi Wan Kenob
Less government is better!
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