Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Mar 30 2020 00:03:44

Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator!
And I thought *I* had problems!
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
Rule #5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
"We need a 10-gauge needle," Tom hypothesized.
If at first you don't succeed, ignore the docs...
PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWS I'LL FIDDLEWITHOS/2 WOULDN'TYOU?
Government Intelligence: The biggest oxymoron of all.
The mob has many heads but no brains.
Hang up your logic over there.
The truth is always the strongest argument.
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
Modemers: the few, the unbalanced, the eccentric!
Many a 'jackass'Judge thinks he has 'Horse sense'!
General Failure reading John Dvorak
Liberal Tactic #5: Arguments are lost only to bigots.
Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear.
Many a man never fails because he never tries.
Lurk quietly, and carry a big on/off switch.
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