Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Fri Mar 20 2020 00:01:26

NO CARRIER? Where will Tom Cruise land his plane?
Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE!
I may not be right, but I'm never wrong!
Mathematician:  a machine for converting coffee into theo
I read so much about risks of drinking, I gave up reading
Press any key... NO!... except that one.
Buy a Micro2000 to play QUAKE!
>DING!< Thank you, thats it.
The Lotto breaks up families.
We demand peaceful relations or we'll blow up your planet
MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine
My other computer is a ColecoVision Adam.
Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows; But without all th
We DON'T care. We don't HAVE to. We're the phone company.
He's studying to be a child molester at the Seminary.
Oh God! I almost stole a tagline!
Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you!
Rise of the Triad ? I'm a freight train o'death!
Tarzan of Borg:  Me assimilate.  You assimilated.
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