Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Mon Mar 16 2020 00:03:16

Even my cleaning lady won't do Windows.
Oxymoron: Almost Suddenly.
Power is danger.
Reagan thought that all numbers in the budget should be b
Persons reading between the lines do so at their own risk
Criminals and tyrants want an unarmed populace.
Oxymoron: Solipsists of the World, Untie.
A Modemer's telephone bill knows no bounds.
I coulda sworn that it wasn't YOUR sister I was with.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
Due to Budget Constraints light at end of tunnel is off!
COBOL(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck.
 it worse.
Physicists do it with rigid bodies
Stipulation #1:  There will be no stipulations
Dammit, Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a Tagline!
My house was trashed by 'Not me'
How can you avoid hurting someones feelings without being
Immortality consists largely of boredom--Zefrem Cochrane
Insert brain, then type
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