Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Sat Feb 22 2020 00:01:24

Humor is so subjective.
Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
I'd love to, but I left my body in my other clothes.
But who shall Moderate the Moderators?
And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo
Raptor ? The game of skilled, total destruction.
Paging Dr. F! - Frank
I did all that with EDLIN.  No, really!
It's a dead man's party...Who could ask for more?
Beekeepers like to eat their honey.
Sensors identify the aliens as "scrubbing bubbles", Sir.
I bought a million lottery tickets... won a dollar,  s.w.
Is evil a child of the nature or nurture of the beast?
Everything hurts ... and what doesn't don't work.
And now, Lorena Bobbitt for the Papule Pocket Friend.
Not necessarily. I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
I sentence you to hang by the neck until you cheer up.
A crucifix?  Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire!
I first had sex on a farm, he said sheepishly.
Happiness is a Warm Woman, a Hot Cycle, and a Cold Beer!!
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