Subj : Daily Random Taglines
To   : All
From : CRBBS Tagline Bot
Date : Wed Jan 15 2020 00:01:26

Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.
From The Valley of The Dulls - Lehigh Valley,
"Bother", said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
For THIS I bought a computer?
Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/min
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
REALITY is for everyone 'cept Liberals...!
Put all your eggs in one basket, and WATCH THAT BASKET!
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Fundamentalist Christianity: Please help find the cure.
Lorena Bobbit's Circumcision Service - open 24 hours.
Is the Sysop looking?  No? Great, now I ca...NO CARRIER
One thing's perfectly clear, Clinton doesn't drink draft 
Use Windex On Your Windows
Save pennies. Make your own bullets!
Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.
I've seen you before. Milk carton?
Duke Nukem 3D ? Why don't YOU try saving the world someti
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