Subj : School Politics
To   : All
From : Aaron Thomas
Date : Fri Jun 13 2025 10:31:41

My kid's school paid more than $2 million dollars for fabric phone pouches (called Yondr bags.)

The Yondr bags have a magnetic lock that only the elite school employees are able to unlock. This is supposedly to keep the kids from using their phones during school hours.

The elite school employees said "If your Yondr bag gets damaged then you will have to pay for the damages."

Now it's the last day of school and the reptilian principal sent an email to the parents saying "Tell the kids to toss the Yondr bags into the plastic bins located throughout the school."

I thought the $2 million dollars was a one-time purchase, but now that these million dollar pouches are being discarded like empty milk cartons, it makes me strongly suspect that $2 million dollars is the annual cost of using them.

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