Subj : The new ten Commandments
To   : Bj”rn Felten
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Sat Apr 20 2024 18:38:06

Hello Bj”rn,

 LL>> Most, if not all, of the MAGA crowd seem to have their
 LL>> focus on only one thing - arguing abortion is one of the
 LL>> Ten Commandments.

 BF> Don't forget about IVF. God loves IVF, he used it himself. Hint: Virgin
 BF> Mary.

The goddess must be blessed.

 BF> But the Christian fanatics in the MAGA Cult seem to ignore even the very
 BF> first Commandment. But not to worry, if you check the new version that the
 BF> Orange Bible Salesman is peddling, you'll see that it's taken care of:

 BF> Exodus Chapter 20

Let's not forget about the 11th Commandment.

 BF> 1 And Trump spoke all these words, saying:

 BF> 2 I am the Lord thy God, who have brought thee out of the land of Bidens,
 BF> out of the house of bondage.

 BF> 3 Thou shalt have no other gods before Me.

 BF> 4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of me,
 BF> without paying copyright money to me.

 BF> 5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them; for I, the Lord
 BF> thy God, am a *jealous* God, I will strike down upon the fathers of their
 BF> children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate Me,

 BF> 6 and showing mercy unto thousands of them who love Me and keep My
 BF> commandments.

 BF> 7-17 Removed; it's all that shit about murder, theft, lust for your
 BF> neighbour's wife and property, and more, that does not matter in the new
 BF> Christian Republic of America, with Ayatollah Trumpeini as the eternal
 BF> leader.

The jokes being told about him during his current trial are some
that cannot be repeated even in this forum. No telling what will be
said if he is convicted and becomes his party's  nominee.

For Life,
Lee

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