Subj : Jets Lord & Savior
To   : Gregory Deyss
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Tue Sep 26 2023 13:50:38

Hello Greg,

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 LL>> The NFL has 32 heads, kind of like a hydra. Which one of those
 LL>> heads even has a brain is anybody's guess. Which is why they have
 LL>> a commissioner - to tell them what to do.

 GD> The correct answer is 3 - There is a Hydra that has 3 heads.

AFAIK, Gayle Benson only has one head. And that head owns two
teams - the Saints and the Pelicans. But only one plays football.

 GD> Upon further examination they are labeled much like the Democratic Party.

Yeah. Democrats are real Saints. Meaning Republicans must be Sinners.

 GD> ignorance
 GD> arrogance
 GD> stupidity

Yeah. Right. Jesus knew what he was doing, riding to town
on a Jackass. The people cheered, threw him palm leaves, even
proclaimed him King. Even Herod gave him a kiss for all his
trouble. Or was that Judas? Kind of hard to remember who was
friend and who was foe back in those days ...

 M>>> But who's this Aaron Rodgers guy?

 LL>> Oh. Never mind that man behind the curtain. He's just an overpaid
 LL>> 39-year-old crybaby from New York. Used to be from Green Bay, but
 LL>> he flooded the area and no longer had a place to stay.

 GD> You going to know who Aaron Rodgers is soon enough.

Not this year. The Saints have enough problems with their own
quarterback situation. Which may be worse than the Jets.

 GD> The beat down that he will bring as he stands over your player, who is on
 GD> his back on the turf and looking up.

The Saints do not need Aaron Rodgers to beat them.
They did it all by themselves yesterday.
The Saints took the lead, 17-0, at halftime.
And then, as soon as the second half began,
Derek Carr went down with a shoulder injury.
In came Jameis Winston as quarterback.
And what did he do? Three and out. Three
and out. Three and out. That was the best
he could do. The entire second half.
The Saints third string quarterback suspended
for six games due to drugs, so could not play.
Packers won 18-17.

How about a trade? Saints give Jameis Winston
to the Jets in exchange for Zach Wilson? Talk
about a real steal. Played for Florida State.
Won the Heisman Trophy. Paved the way for Tom
Brady at Tampa Bay ...

 GD> Rodgers - "Say my name" how wonderful, that future will be.

Rodgers can do very little, except lie in bed all day watching
football games on TV. At some time, his therapists will get him
up and about so he can get his old legs moving again. But until
then ... GET WINSTON NOW!

 GD> Remember your hate of Rodgers is all the fuel he needs to recover and once
 GD> he returns you will see what he does.

With the Saints quarterback recovering from injury, and the
Saints backup quarterback unable to play worth a darn, along
with the Saints running back still suspended due to a fight,
the Saints have everybody where they want them. So. Bring on
the Bucs. Time for a showdown. Battle for Number One in the
NFC South!

For Life,
Lee

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