Subj : Jesus Reappears to Set Record Straight
To   : Bj”rn Felten
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Sat Aug 19 2023 21:16:43

Hello Bj”rn,

 BF> Millions of people in the US claim to be Christian, but none of them knows
 BF> shit about what Christianity is really about.

We all saw what happened on January 6 when Donald Trump egged
on a crowd to engage in battle upon helpless congresscritters.
But nobody has been told (or shown) what really happened.

Until now.

 BF> So, just let Jesus himself explain how all those sheep has been duped:

 BF>     https://youtu.be/GsX_BtyP6kM


The Bible has its Jesus.
The Art of the Deal has its Trump.

Those are Donald Trump's two favorite books.
In order of preference.

John Lennon claimed The Beatles were more popular than Jesus.
And now, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have teamed up with
Dolly Parton, releasing a new hit single called "Let It Be".
Thus remaking themselves as the Fab Three, or Holy Trinity.

 BF> If you really think that you are a Christian, and not the usual Bible
 BF> Thumper, you absolutely have to watch this video -- and then repent, or
 BF> your soul will be lost!

"I am the chosen one." ~Donald Trump

Many of his followers (MAGA nutjobs) look at his upcoming trials
as persecutions, akin to Jesus being put on trial and crucified by
evil Roman soldiers in his day. Trump is always right, never ever
admitting a mistake of any kind.

The religious right puts on ads during the Superbowl showing how
righteous Trump & Co. are. It takes deep pockets to afford to pay
for those ads. I wonder who benefits?

Here is a clip of an archived post I found online -


Idea for a parody ad to counter "Jesus, He Gets Us"
To counter the religious right's attempt to "make Jesus cool" with
their Superbowl ads (#HeGetsUs), I have an idea for a parody ad.

Opens: Modern Jesus is hanging out with friends in what seems to be
a tailgating situation, they are all bro-ing out and drinking etc.

Zoom out to see that - uh oh - it's Jan. 6 and Jesus is right there
with the rest of the insurrectionists storming the Capitol!

Bible verses appears on the screen: "Jesus entered the temple courts
and began driving out those who were buying and selling there. He
overturned the tables of the money-changers and would not allow anyone
to carry merchandise through the temple courts .... he made a whip out
of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle;
he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their
tables."

Interspersed with footage of Jan 6 thugs breaking stuff, insert the
Jesus character into the footage, whipping cops with a bunch of cords.

He smiles into the camera and puts on a MAGA hat.

Fade out with: Jesus.....He Gets Us.


For Life,
Lee

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