Subj : Documents in the garage
To   : ALL
From : Mike Powell
Date : Fri Apr 14 2023 17:09:00

Pentagon Leaker Kicking Himself For Not Just Leaving Classified Documents
Strewn Around His Garage

SOURCE: The Babylon Bee

DIGHTON, MA -- Military police have arrested Jack Teixeira for allegedly
leaking classified documents that contained information on the war in Ukraine.
Teixeira, an Air National Guardsman, is currently kicking himself for not just
leaving documents strewn around an unlocked garage as the President did.

"Ugh! I'm so stupid! Why didn't I just print them out and leave them in a
garage, or a vacation home, or the trunk of a Corvette?" said the distraught
Teixeira while being hauled away. "What on earth was I thinking?"

MORE AT:

https://babylonbee.com/news/pentagon-leaker-kicking-himself-for-not-just-leaving
-classified-documents-strewn-around-his-garage

https://tinyurl.com/3cynav5u

In all seriousness, why would a National Guardsman have access to such
information to leak to begin with?


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