Subj : Re: Think You're Stupid?? To : Daryl Stout From : George Pope Date : Tue Jun 29 2021 08:49:56 > George, > GP> I saw her swimming nude, in the premier of Blue Lagoon, in Graumann's > GP> Chinese Theatre on Hollywood Boulevard in 1980, at all of 13 years old! > From what I understand, she did little more than kiss...as more intimate > scenes were shot with a double. There really wasn't much morethan innocent kissing scenes. . . in my recollection. > Or "The preacher and his wife said that on their vacation, they saw > places that no longer exist". Good trick! > > "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" > > --Lee Iacocca > GP> All of it, please! > Especially if everyone is farting in an enclosed space. The Earth IS an enclosed space! > Or like the guy at the newspaper, who edited and prepared the death > notices. He had his son there to help him one day, and he became known > as a "son of obituary editor". I use the term "bunnuvasitch" to confuse people, & identify any prigs in the vicinity. My dad used to always say "DAMN" when my sister and I were little (he still does). We used to always say "Daddy stop saying that! It's a bad word." He would always reply "It's not a bad word, that's what beavers build!" Now I say damn all the time. Q: What do you call an Australian curse? A: Digerie hoodoo. I married my wife for her looks Just not the ones she been giving me lately. *Black gets hit by the Killing Curse* Black: Harry, I’m dead. Harry: Are you serious? Black: Yes, I’m dead Sirius. A man, cursed by a wicked genie, goes to the local prophet for help. The prophet hands him a six sided piece of paper. Confused, the man asks how it's supposed to help him. "Simple," the prophet says, "it's a hex a gon." All the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R. Too much cursing. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said: Hello Hairy. Q: What do you call a cursed dumbbell? A: Hexercise equipment Q: What do programmers say wehen they find a bug? A: Oh shift! A man was cursed to have lines everywhere He went to the border of his city but there was a border line, he went to the coast but there was a coast line, he once asked a girl on a date but there was a date line. They go out on a date and go to a club named “head” but there was a “head” line, after dancing with his date she says she is thirsty, so being a good date he goes to get a her some punch But there was no punch line. Your friend, <+]:{)} Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2) .