Subj : Re: The Fat Bible
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Sun Jun 27 2021 14:38:05

 > And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower 
 > and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so 
 > Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

 > And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth
 > the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man,
 > "You want fries with that?"

 > And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

I haven't seen this one in ages; I've stolen it & added it to my next edition
of Metric Dozen, with a tip of my hat to you. . .

 > And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.

Dark chocolate is actually very healthful (but only 1oz a day -- who limits
choolsate in such a way?)

 > And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed
 > its own platter.

What exactly is chicken-fried steak?

 
 > And Man went into cardiac arrest.

 > And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

 > And Satan created HMOs

There it is! I've dealt with enough of these. . .no thanks!

I've provided many clients excellent orgainsaton of their health management, 
& always provided firs world quality medical care at the best possible price
(or no cost if their insurance isn't a scammer company)

Q: Why doesn’t Santa have to provide health insurance for his workers?
A: They’re technically Elf employed

Q: What kind of health insurance do Halloween creatures have?
A: Medi-SCARE!

My son turned 27, so he's no longer covered by my health insurance.
In other words, his manufacturer's warranty is up.

A girl on Tinder told me she wanted to be friends with benefits.
But I don't have health insurance or a retirement plan so I told her I
couldn't.

Asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight...
to fulfill my fantasy...
.. . .that we have health insurance.

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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