Subj : Re: Think You're Stupid??
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Sun Jun 27 2021 14:26:36

 > (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected
 > as Miss America 1995.)

 > Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

 > Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
 > because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
 > but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

 > --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss  USA  contest.

I've seen many other quotes fromn this contst just as eep!

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 > "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world,
 > I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not
 > with all those flies and death and stuff."

 > --Mariah Carey

He's only voicing all Hollywood's vapidity out loud. .. 

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 > "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
 > your life,"

 > -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal
 > anti-smoking campaign

I saw her swimming nude, in the premier of Blue Lagoon, in Graumann's Chinese
Theatre on Hollywood Boulevard in 1980, at all of 13 years old! 

Beautiful girl but oh, so dumb. . .

(another blanket description of Hollywood!)

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 > "Outside of the killings,  Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
 > in the country,"

 > --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

The original Crackhead Mayor! (We had our own a couple years ago - his term
ran out & he refused to leave office!) 

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 > "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
 > and I'm just the one to do it,"

 > --A congressional candidate in Texas.

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 > "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
 > in our air and water that are doing it.."

 > --Al Gore, Vice President

& he's theleader of the save the Earth movements, eh? Bah! Mr. "The ocean is
rising; all coastal arteas will be flooded" & his multimillion dollar
beachfront mansion producing 100X the greenhouse emissions than his
neighbours.

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 > "I love  California. I practically grew up in  Phoenix  ."

 > -- Dan Quayle

hmm. . . I'm not even American & I see the error in this . . .

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 > "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

 > --Lee Iacocca

All of it, please!

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 > "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types
 > of people."

 > -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

I wonder if that worked. . .

Some people exclude themselves, like when the basketball signup chart is 6
feet up the wall!

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 > "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992, because we
 > received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
 > reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

 > --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

I see a problem here. 

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 > "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

 > --Keppel Enderbery

Seriously?!

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 > "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night
 > as they go to bed, and it will monitor their heart throughout the
 > night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a
 > record."

 > -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman 

I don't see the point, TBH. . .

Doctor said I’m at risk of having a heart attack due to high sodium intake.
I took what he said with a grain of salt.

My friend and I were playing golf. He hit the flagpole on the shot and said
“that gave me a heart attack!”
I told him “actually that was a stroke”

A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small
business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and
collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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