Subj : Re: Robbery Humor And Mor
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Sun Jun 27 2021 14:08:49

 >   I heard that one woman was told by a judge, that if she got pregnant
 > again, he'd have her forcibly sterilized, and make her pay for the
 > procedure. She probably threatened to sue for discrimination.

Probably.  Our judges are doing this, too these days, for chronic pregnasaurs
gaming the system instyead of exercising ANY responsibility or personal
accountability for their own freely made choices.

 >   This single woman walked up to me, and asked me if I could answer a
 > few questions for her. When I said "yes", she opened her hand to reveal
 > 2 pennies...one face up, and one face down. 

 >   She asked these 3 questions:

 > 1) Do you see any snakes here??
 > 2) Do you see any automobiles here??
 > 3) Do you see any sex here??

 >   I answered "No" on each of them, and this is what I was told.

 > 1) You have a copperhead (Lincoln's head).
 > 2) You have a Lincoln (the Memorial).
 > 3) You're not going to see any. What did you expect for 2 cents, you
 > cheapskate??

 >   With that, she grinned, and walked away. <G>

 >   Then, I knocked over a cup of water below the chair, and it looked
 > like I just wet myself. Another dancer, grinning wryly, said "You just
 > couldn't wait!!", and blushing I said "I wanna go hide". :P

Fun! & a good story to tell! :D

I Asked a girl if she'd have sex with me for $100,000.  She said for that 
much money, of course! Then I asked how about for $5?

She hot huffy & said, "What do you think I am?"

I said, "We've already established that--now we're negotiating the price" 
[not a true story, as far as I know]

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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