Subj : Re: Robbery Humor And Mor To : George Pope From : Daryl Stout Date : Fri Jun 25 2021 17:24:00 George, > Paying them more to stay home than to go to work. GP> I think veterans SHOULD be getting this deal! Agreed, GP> Some, a rare miniority, do think it's a hoib to squirt them out one GP> after the other for the increased baby bonus cheque each month, & GP> higher welfare, natch I heard that one woman was told by a judge, that if she got pregnant again, he'd have her forcibly sterilized, and make her pay for the procedure. She probably threatened to sue for discrimination. GP> I'm not a cop, so I dn't investigaste rumours of such. I just wish GP> every parent well on the tough job of raising the next generation. . . > Dumb Criminals 101. GP> There's a file on my DOS computer (not hooked up) called exactly that! > A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! > Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. > Age-Activated Attention-Deficit Disorder. GP> Classic -- I knew it well, before I got the name of it in this echo GP> back in the '90s. . I just saw it in the last 2 weeks. GP> Nice! Canadian or UK origin, as cheque is spelled correctly! ;) Do they play chequers?? GP> Like the child who innocently asked, during a srmon, "What is butt GP> dust?" (after pastor said "Lord, we are but dust in Your sight.") That's it!! GP> Another Kindergartner in Sunday scool was asked to define "faith" & GP> answered "Believing somethiung that you know isn't true." Oh, boy!! GP> Of course, too many adults, including her parents, think that way. . . It only has to be tried once to be verified...but there are so many "doubting Thomas's" nowadays. GP> Truthfully the original word in the Bible is "trust" GP> You trust Whom you know & recognize as your heavenly Father. Exactly. GP> Israel didn't have "faith" while traveling in the desert for 40 years GP> -- they had trust in the One Whose physical presence led the way & GP> Who had with great signs, freed them from pharaoh. . . then we have GP> trust in our parents who tell us of the first-hand bases for the trust GP> in God they have. . . But, they would so many times, do the things The Lord had told them not to do. We're no better than them. We did the same things with our parents, and sometimes "you just have to learn the hard way". GP> I put my trust the One Who has kept me safe to this day, from various GP> threats & dangers. . . When I saved the life of the shuttle bus driver at the square dance convention in Orlando 24 years ago, the Angel Of The Lord was with me. I could've been shot by the guard who assaulted the bus driver, and I could've been hit by lightning (a thunderstorm was in progress, and my ham radio handi-talkie had a metal antenna on it). GP> I got very annoyed when I found one of our cats, Steve, perched on a GP> manyberry berry pie I had just baked. I was ready to yell at him when GP> my son - 12 at the time - exclaimed "Stop Mom! Don't yell... he's just GP> an innocent Pie Stander!" Or there is a special wedding pie, as it has meringue (my ring) in it. GP> Q: Which American president was the least guilty? GP> A: Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent. That's like the joke (that I may have told before), that got pulled on me at a square dance festival. This single woman walked up to me, and asked me if I could answer a few questions for her. When I said "yes", she opened her hand to reveal 2 pennies...one face up, and one face down. She asked these 3 questions: 1) Do you see any snakes here?? 2) Do you see any automobiles here?? 3) Do you see any sex here?? I answered "No" on each of them, and this is what I was told. 1) You have a copperhead (Lincoln's head). 2) You have a Lincoln (the Memorial). 3) You're not going to see any. What did you expect for 2 cents, you cheapskate?? With that, she grinned, and walked away. Then, I knocked over a cup of water below the chair, and it looked like I just wet myself. Another dancer, grinning wryly, said "You just couldn't wait!!", and blushing I said "I wanna go hide". :P Daryl .... If you hear an Onion Ring, please answer it. === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33) .