Subj : Re: A Crappy Sales Call
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Fri Jun 25 2021 09:45:10

 >  GP> Another sign:
 >  GP> Ladies: Please stay eated during the entire poerformance.

 >   I hope you meant "stay seated".

Kinda yeah. . .

People do take their lunch into the toilet,. to have privacy while they eat &
play Candy Crush or check Facebook. . 

No thank you. . .

 >   Or like the guy who had his lady friend's name tattooed on his
 > member, but at first, all you saw was W and Y -- for Wendy. Well,
 > another guy had the same deal, but it was "Welcome To Jamaica.
 > Have A Nice Day". :P Considering what one has to go through for
 > a tattoo, I've got better things to spend my money on.

One guy was asked why he tattooed "LITTLE" on his member.  He said, "Just 
wait a minute -- it spells "I'm from Little Rock, Arkansas, United States of
America"

  >  GP> Now he common sign is "Do not put anything but tissue into the
toilet"

 >  GP> Okay, so where do I put the reason I need to sit down, once produced?

 >   You'd be surprised at the stuff people try to put down the toilet.

I doubt I would be. . . 

 >  GP> good old Carlin(RIP), one of my all-time favorites -- he was funny 
AND
 >  GP> thought-provoking AND intelligent/witty.

 >   Never mind the 7 dirty words.

I found it funny intelligent, & witty. . .

He demonstrates that words in & of themseloves are not "bad"; bad intentions 
& misuses are bad. . .

 
 >   I wish many of the comedians nowadays hadn't gotten so raunchy with
 > their material. The long gone comedians of Red Skelton, Jack Benny,
 > George Burns, Groucho Marx, and many others...proved that you don't
 > have to be dirty or vulgar to be funny.

I like both - but it hasd t be intelligent, not JUST relying on shock value

I'm no afraid of words -- they indicate what's going on behind the mouth
sdaying them. . .

Same with people's choice of attire or tattoos.

If God gave all of us free will, who are we to try to override it?

I'm all for givibng advice ("talking like that won't get you as far in this
world as being polite & slightly formal")

 >   Along that line, ventriloquist Jeff Dunham got pretty raunchy at
 > times, because "it was an economical issue". Well, I know that two
 > other ventriloquists, Todd Oliver and Darci Lynn Farmer, have G rated
 > shows.

I have every one of Dunham's shows; not sure I recall anything 'raunchy'

 > ... What you think of me is none of my business.

People have no clue on how to "mind your own business" any more. . .

Like don't start talking trash about someone else to me because true or not, 
I dn't want to hear it!

Plus, I figured out that if Buddy is trashing X to you, he's trashing you to
X. . .

You hear the gossip about butter?
Actually I’m not gonna spread it

Q: What do they call gossip you hear in bathrooms?
A: Restrumors.

I heard some salacious gossip about the prime minister of Canada
I don't think it's Trudeau

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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