Subj : Re: Robbery Humor And More
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Sun Jun 20 2021 12:59:14

 >   A robber tries to rob a bank, and is told by one of the tellers that
 > he is at the wrong window. He immediately brandishes his weapon, and
 > announces that this is a robbery. He is promptly ignored by everyone
 > in the bank. Shortly thereafter, he storms out the door with nothing...
 > and muttering about the lousy service and rude employees.

Smart people tend to get real jobs, not become crooks. . .

 >   A robber goes into a doughnut shop and tries to rob the place. He
 > immediately is arrested by a police officer who was in the shop at the
 > time...and the officer was in uniform!!

Something some thing unsmart-donkey

 >   In a Catholic School Cafeteria, one end of one of the tables has a bowl
 > full of red, delicious apples. One of the nuns has written and placed a
 > sign next to the bowl, stating "Take only ONE apple...God is watching
 > you". Meanwhile, at the other end of the table, is a bowl of chocolate
 > chip cookies. One of the little kids writes his own sign, and places it
 > by them, which states "Take ALL the cookies you want...God is watching
 > the apples".

Cute. Reminds me of the time a mom was trying to teach her boys aboupt 
sharing & giving.  She put out two cookies - one normal sized, & one more 
than double sized.  She knew the elder one usually grabs the biggest right
off, with his faster speed & better aim, so she's talking to him, saying, "If
Jesus was here, he'd take the smaller one & leave the larger for someone
else."

Right away the overly smart older brother calls out, "Okay, Timmy, you be
Jesus!"

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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