Subj : Re: Childbirth Humor
To   : Ron Lauzon
From : George Pope
Date : Thu Jun 17 2021 07:42:42

 > -=> George Pope wrote to Daryl Stout <=-

 >  GP> BTDT. . . I used  use my grabber to pinch nurses' bottoms while 
roling
 >  GP> through the ward. . .

 > My great-grandpa used to try to lift the nurse's skirts with his cane.  He
 > would have been more successful, but he was 95 and moving slow.  And his
 > eyesight wasn't as good as it used to be.

I get that. . my eyesight & hearing is runing about that good. . .

Occasionally, due to my height, my left hand(paralyzed) would brush against a
nurse's mammalias. . . but I have no sensation there, so it's as much fun for
me as brushing a book against her. . .

They soon figured out it was unintentional & without gain, & those who were
concerned would stand appropriately to avoid it. . .

Most of my fun was coming in from t he smoke area outside, backwards, up the
ramp, kicking with my one good foot in the manual wheelchair full speed so I
go through the automatic doors JUST as they open up the short hall to the 
main one, & use my right hand to grip the wheel for a sharp quarter turn to 
be facing the right direction. . . (I'd checked the overhead mirror to be 
sure I wouldn't hit anyone)

They thought I was out of control & maniacal, but I wasn't -- just having as
much fun as I could on the stroke ward, surrounded by people 30-40+ years 
lder than me. . .

"I see," said the blind man, as he looked throughg a knothole in the barbed
wire fence.

"What do you see?" asked the deaf-mute.

The quadriplegic just walked off in disgust. . .

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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