Subj : Re: Childbirth Humor
To   : Daryl Stout
From : George Pope
Date : Mon Jun 14 2021 11:12:12

 >  GP> The joke is YOU bit through the worm!

 >   The only good case for that is in the game L.O.R.D. II in searching the
 > condemned cave south of the hag's castle, to find the ancient flute, 35
 > gold pieces, and the parrot the old hag is looking for. You have to bite
 > into the gloworm to see inside the cave.

Yup, I discovered that a year pre-release while beta testing the game. . .

I'm replaying for nostalgia -- Ui won as Good first, as its easier to burn 
off 200 towards getting to -100 than to gain +200 to go from -100 to +100.

 >  GP> Anything they can do? Have you tried Gabapentin -- it's good for 
nerve
 >  GP> pain - - & doesn't make your thinking fuzzy like opiods. .

 >   No...I'm not much for herbal medicines.

Gabapentin is a prescription nerve blocker -- you cannot buy it in any 
herbsal store legally! (it's controlled drug)

 >  GP> Q: Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
 >  GP> A: If it was a guy it would be the Misterssippi River.

 >   Just like hurricanes are female...better than himicanes.

The stor (herstory) is that the himicanes would get lost & not ask for
directions. . 


 >  GP> Q: What're the fastest things on the river bed?
 >  GP> A: A motor-pike with side-carp.

 >   Was it a Hardly David's Son??

David rode in a mighty Triumph!


 > ... Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times, I let her sleep.

There was a Family Feud question, "We asked a hundred married men, which Snow
White dwarf would be a good niucjname for your wife?"

Both guys stood still, refusing to buzz in!

I'd've won & not been worried about my wife by buzzing in with, "SLEEPY,
Steve!"

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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